Monday, March 14, 2011

My website is filled with 'carp'.

You know--all I needed to do to be reminded of how far behind I am was to go look at my website. What a mess, and how am I representing myself? Oh, with thousand year old Stanleyart! I swear, some of the pieces on my site were uncovered in an archological dig. You can find my stuff on the cave walls that the National Geographic guys are swearing was drawn by cavemen, but were in fact drawn by me. My junk is that old!
Let me shield my eyes. Quick! Someone throw a few punches so my orbs can swell shut like Stallones did in Rocky 1-6.

Oh the humanity. Shield your eyes.

-Steve

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